We make funny videos on the internet but soon we may not be able to that’s because net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net neutrality is the principle that says that ISP you know these assholes you can’t discriminate between different types of traffic that means that whether you’re a bedroom music producer. A couple of an amateur porn site or just some one of the great startup idea it’s like Dropbox for your food. Great idea hope it works out you get access to the same users as Netflix Facebook and Amazon on the Internet anyone can succeed but a miracle ISPs want to set up a pay-for-play system or rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.
Pump it up, we didn’t really bring my wallet back of the line huh, let’s go if this happens instead of the wonderful playground of innovation it is now the internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys. Love what you’re all doing, I’m also going to need you to lose the women in the ethnic maybe consider getting a sexy your cat in here and you know what let them shine Lobos the podcast even look rated at phones. Ten years from now your internet bill could be a bigger muster clip in your cable bill our basic package starts at 49.95 our premium package that includes youtube, 69.95 and if you want wikipedia that’s ten dollars more and I just want to tweet about what the government’s doing to my people then you want our revolutionary package which is just 1995 and then after three months it will be 29.95.
Now you might be thinking hey is it the government’s supposed to protect me from flagrant douche like this. Unfortunately the former chairman of the FCC you know the government agency that’s supposed to protect you is now the cable industry’s head lobbyists. Another former cable industry lobbyists is now the current head of the FCC. So we can trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own that’s why we need to protect the internet we love. The chaotic, awesome often quite weird place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard. Let’s be honest the free open Internet is the greatest thing humanity has ever created ever right but in a few months the FCC will approve this festering store proposal unless we speak up the internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than people than money. So while that’s still the case let’s use those voices go to dear FCC.org and tell them to protect net neutrality.